In Tom Stoppard’s play from 1982, our
brilliantly witty playwright hero, Henry, has to
pick his eight tracks for an appearance on Desert
Island Discs. And, as this capable revival
from English Touring Theatre and the West Yorkshire
Playhouse proceeded, I was reminded of what I’d
realised the first time that I saw this dazzling,
humorous and heartfelt play: I would pick it in a
flash as one of my desert island dramas. It’s not
just that The
Real Thing is a superbly constructed hall
of mirrors in which Henry and co’s loves, lusts and
deceits are refracted through plays within plays,
through relishable symmetries and ironies. After
all, you can usually depend on Stoppard for
sparkling lines and intellectual nourishment. It’s
more that this is the play in which Stoppard,
through Henry, interrogated that very capacity for
quickness of wit, depicted it as both the remedy to
— and an evasion from — the mess of human existence.
It’s a relationship drama in which he depicts and
deconstructs the process of love with forensic
accuracy and extraordinary empathy. Never have three
such ordinary words been granted such an affecting
context as when Henry drops the banter at the end to
tell his unfaithful second wife, Annie, “I’m your
chap”.
Although there
are points in Kate Saxon’s well-paced revival
where you see the effort involved in biffing out
so much effortless wit and profundity, there are
more moments where it all slots into place nicely.
From the opening discovery of an infidelity, which
is actually a scene from Henry’s new play, to the
scene in which Henry decides to accept Annie’s own
ongoing affair with a younger actor, longing is in
the air among the buck’s fizz and bon mots.
Gerald Kyd is
endearingly wry as Henry, his stance becoming more
and more sideways on as jealousy consumes him. Now
and then he overplays that vulnerability at the
expense of Henry’s intellectual command. But he
does well by Stoppard’s famous “cricket bat
speech”, one of the great set pieces of postwar
theatre, and his eventual unravelling destroys
your emotional defences just as his have been worn
away.
Marianne Oldham
is an excellent Annie, poised yet impassioned,
looking for something or someone to give her heart
to. And, of the supporting cast, Simon Scardifield
excels at the brittle badinage as Annie’s first
husband, Max. It takes until after the interval
for you to know that The Real Thing plays to the
heart as much as the head. But this is a good
production of a great play.