Moliere’s Miser may open with
a love scene, but that does not intimidate Nicholas
Broadhurst the director who precedes it with ten minutes
of dumb-show. Down the rickety stairs stumbles Ian
Richardson’s Harpagon in a towelling dressing-gown
apparently stolen from the Hotel George V. He tests his
DIY burglar alarm, a blend of Geiger counters, lights
and sirens, and uses the contents of last night’s
hot-water bottle to make coffee. Then in comes a lackey
dressed in Tour de France yellow, pumps away at the
pedals of an antique bike that stands in a cupboard, and
suddenly we see why wires and car-batteries are all
about. Why enrich the electricity company when human
oomph can light one-bar heaters more cheaply?
It is funny, and it is symptomatic. The Miser was one
of Moliere’s mature pieces, written long after he had
begun to renounce knockabout farce for satiric comedy.
But I bet there were people in the Paris audiences of
1668 who still wished that Moliere was more generous
with visual fun. In many ways Broadhurst’s production
and Simon Higlett’s splendidly tacky décor are aimed at
their English descendants.
Consistently enough, Richardson does not give us a
thin, mean miser like Charles Kay’s at the National four
years ago. His Harpagon is a plump eccentric who,
especially when he crams a black helmet onto his head
and rushes into the garden to shoot the dog he fears is
unearthing his buried cashbox, seems reminiscent
of his namesake, the late Sir Ralph. For once you can
see why the miser’s chef-chauffeur-handyman-factotum is
fond of the old boy. Yet it is obvious there
is loss, and that part of the loss is Moliere. Myself, I
enjoyed many of Richardson’s pottier doings, such as his
wooing of the wretched Mariane in a bemedalled
frock-coat, first spryly crashing down the stairs into a
pile of plastic sponges he has presumably bought at a
discount, then creakily overacting the senile oldster in
hopes this will convince her she may soon inherit. But
where is the chilling monomaniac who rejects kin for
gain? Nowhere; for the translator, Ranjit Bolt, has
added a jokey sentimental coda involving Harpagon and
the matchmaker Frosine.
Actually Bolt, so often brilliant, is not at his best
here. Even without him, the updating might create
difficulties – why, for instance, should grown children
be so helplessly in awe of their father in Paris
1995? But the contemporary references up to and
including Prince Charles’s marriage, sometimes seem
slick, easy and, worse, vulgar. I don’t greatly mind
Harpagon being called a “parsimonious old git”, but I do
wonder if this bumbling figure, in ancient tweed, would
himself call his son Cleante “ a little shit” and
“miserable turd”, or bark “don’t give me that crap” at
him.
Still, Ben Miles’s restless, volatile Cleante is one of
the evening’s successes. Mark Hadfield, Julian Forsyth and
Simon Coates are strong too. And when the translation gets
too strenuous, there is always the set to enjoy. How does
the household get its water? Why, from a pipe that runs
from the bucket that collects whatever rain falls through
the holes in the glass roof. That would be a funny idea if
the play were set in 1668 or 1995, AD or BC.