Jane Marryot | Gabrielle Drake |
Robert Marryot | Jeremy Clyde |
Ellen Bridges | Nicky Goldie |
Alfred Bridges | Scott Morgan |
Margaret Harris | Rosalind Bailey |
Edith Harris | Lisa Bowerman |
Edward Marryot | Steffan Boje |
Joe Marryot | Jon Peterson |
Fanny Bridges | Caroline Oliver |
Mirabelle | Penelope Woodman |
Lieutenant Edgar | Ian McLarnon |
Ada | Siv Klynderud |
A Rustic | Jon Peterson |
Tom Jolly | Steffan Boje |
Cook | Lisa Bowerman |
Annie | Caroline Oliver |
Mrs Snapper | Virginia Courtney |
Flo Grainger | Lisa Bowerman |
George Grainger | Ian McLarnon |
Conni Crawshaw | Penelope Woodman |
Rose | Siv Klynderud |
Netta | Lisa Bowerman |
Marion | Caroline Oliver |
Tim Bateman | Ian McLarnon |
Uncle George | Scott Morgan |
Gladys | Terri Lewis |
Newsboy | Nigel Denham |
Additionally some 285 extras |
CAVALCADE
FOR THE GENERAL by Christopher Saltmarsh |
Our Mr. Coward's such a
nice young man (such a nice young man is he).
It must be remorse for being so coarse in the days when love was free; When private lives and other men's wives were a riot of dope and gin. Ah, vice on the stage was all the rage when Coward and sin came in. But now Mr. Coward is much too nice (such a nice young man is he) To shatter and vex our ideals of sex with themes of adultery. Now he mirrors the age on a larger stage and his people are loyal and true, And when they sing, it's "God Save the King"" or "Three Cheers for the Red, White and Blue". What a change to go to a nice, clean show (such a nice clean show, my dears), And to see the vast and impersonal cast march past to deafening cheers. It's not quite art or terribly smart, but dowagers weep in the stalls. And I really can't see why the man next to me repeatedly said it was balls! |
From
a Cambridge University revue 1931 reprinted in Gilbert Harding's
Treasury of Insult and in his autobiography Along My Line (1953). To be
sung with appropriate (yet not improper) gestures by one of Mr
Cochran's Old Ladies. |